how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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