no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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