Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
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adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
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Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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