im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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