fuck your aforementioned shoe
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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