my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
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So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
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My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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