I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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