What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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