hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
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