Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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