love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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