We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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