I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
so much tequila, so little girl.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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