Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
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I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
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We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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