end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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