i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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