Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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