We named our party play list daddy issues
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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