There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
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I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
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I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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