you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
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airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
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Found the puke drawer
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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