Where did you get a picture of my penis
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
try to milk me bitch
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