Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
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my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
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Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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