great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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