so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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