He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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