some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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