Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
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i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
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There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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