Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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