It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Holy sore nipples Batman
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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