I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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