I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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