Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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