And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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