i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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