This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I have demons in me.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
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I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
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Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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