The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
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