it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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