My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
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figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
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went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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