I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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