Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
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the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
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She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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