The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
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I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
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Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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