Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
do nipples grow back?
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