After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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