Pants 0. Shit 1.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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