I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
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A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
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Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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