this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
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