Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
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i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
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I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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