everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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