What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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