me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
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Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
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Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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