Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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