Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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