i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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