At least make sure they are 18
Why
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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