is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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